Over the years I have hosted many Halloween Parties, so my guests are on the look out for tricks cleverly placed around the house. This year I decided to place a large plastic tarantula spider inside the lid of the toilet seat. Knowing my guests would suspect something in the powder room I tried to distract the guest by placing a vampire portrait above the toilet. I had glued a second large spider to the mirror which attracted their attention as they did something mundane as lifting the toilet seat. So each time a new guest entered the restroom I waited to hear a scream. No screams came, instead it was muffled cursing. One guest came out and said, I suspected something, but I was too busy looking around when I lifted the seat, “Damn, that startled me”.
